Listen up: Russian girls are where it’s at. I’ve never known a man or woman walk out of a relationship with one of us — no matter how brief, torturous, or complicated — and say that they regretted it. And that’s because we’re awesome. We’re not afraid to call you out on… well, anything you need calling out on.

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we’ll make sure you check yourself (before you wreck yourself), because we’re into the whole honesty thing. Sure, we’re also tragically beautiful and flawless and we’ve got excellent taste in fashion and art (and basically everything else), but we’re also smart, both book-wise and street-wise. (OK, I’m being faux-cocky here for effect, but honestly, looking at it now, most of what I wrote is true. I would just never actually say those things out loud and mean them because that’s one thing Russian girls are not: overly braggy, annoying people.)

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