1. Your Very Big

    Uh, obviously. If you haven’t already noticed, they’re attached to me. Seriously, I don’t see why this is seen as an acceptable conversation starter. You don’t see me commenting on your anatomy (even though your eyebrows could definitely use some work).


2. What cup size are you?
I’m not sure if I know, honestly. Last time I checked, they were somewhere between “too big to fit into any cute bra ever manufactured” and “unable to wear V-neck T-shirts without looking suggestive.” It especially bothers me when guys ask, just because I’m pretty sure the only cup sizes most men are aware of are “small” and “DD.”

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